I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me

I have become more fingers and thumbs
Money gets to me sleeping
Wondering why when suppertime comes
She never runs to meet me

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me

I have become more fingers and thumbs
Money gets to me sleeping
Wondering why when suppertime comes
She never runs to meet me

I am the muffin the man
Who wants to marry a muffin the man
No-one was so sorry to see
There is only one thing for me

I have to marry my muffin machine
Let the little children call me

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Who lives down Drury Lane

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me

I am the muffin the man
Here I am and you know I can
Love you if you let me
Have a muffin now and then you won't forget me.....

